When we moved in there was a battered old wooden fence with most bits missing and a gaping hole between us and next door. The landlord said it would be replaced, and a mere 5 months later someone came to do it.
It took 2 days, and we were a bit depressed by the results:
a) It’s ugly as sin – NO POMMIE WOULD EVER BUILD A FENCE THIS UGLY
b) They chopped down a lot of our lovely bamboo to lay the fence foundation – THOSE BASTARDS – we like the bamboo 😦 Now there is a sad lonely hole where some of the bamboo used to be. AND – NO PANDAS ARE GOING TO COME NOW ARE THEY!